my mom sent me a text asking if I met anyone cute to date at school yet this year and I replied to her just with this video
what if you were looking at your alarm clock one day and it was 11:59 PM but then it turned to 11:60 PM
*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
beiber once again shows himself as a shining pinnacle of humanity
oh god it’s real
why is he even ….
if there’s any video that makes me feel better when i’m kind of bummed out
it’s this one
send help I can’t breathe
this is god’s way of telling us the laws of thermodynamics exist for a region (the effect is achieved by setting the game’s friction multiplier to a negative number)
this video NEVER fails to make me smile within seconds
YOU KNOW YOU WANT A HOTDOG
Now this is going to be like 20% of Saints Row V